One Can Play Comedy, Two Are Required

No Man Needs A Vacation So Much As The Man Who Has Just Had One.

Heaven: The Coney Island Of The Christian Imagination.

The New Definition Of A Heathen Is A Man Who Has Never Played Baseball.

It Is Always The Nearest, Plainest And Simplest Principles That Learned Men Comprehend Last.

Genius Is The Ability To Act Rightly Without Precedent - The Power To Do The Right Thing The First Time.