Discovered W. Somerset Maugham In About 5th

My Dad Talked A Good Game. [i'm As A] Child Got Only The World Series On The Radio.

The Law Is Like Rope...useful, Necessary, Strong, But It Can Be Bent And Twisted Into All Kinds Of Shapes Depending On The Occasion.

Hardly Anybody Recognizes The Most Significant Moments Of Their Life At The Time They Happen.

I Am An Old-fashioned Storyteller. I Try To Make People Laugh And Cry. A Fiction Writer's Duty Is To Entertain. If You Can Sneak In Something Profound Or Symbolic, So Much The Better.

Most People Write A Lot Of Autobiography, But When I Came To Write Autobiography I Discovered That Nothing Interesting Had Ever Happened To Me. So I Had To Take The Situation And Invent Stories To Go With It.