On This Show, Your Voice Will Be

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.

There Must Be A God, Because I Don't Know How Things Work.

You Said In Your Book That At The End Of The Day, Every Politician Is Human. What About During The Day?

If This Is Going To Be A Christian Nation That Doesn't Help The Poor, Either We Have To Pretend That Jesus Was Just As Selfish As We Are, Or We've Got To Acknowledge That He Commanded Us To Love The Poor And Serve The Needy Without Condition And Then Admit That We Just Don't Want To Do It.

President Bush, Have A Hot Dog With Me.