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Professors Of Theory Merely Hold Post-mortems.

The Minute A Man Is Convinced He Is Interesting, He Isn't.

Hockey Captures The Essence Of Canadian Experience In The New World. In A Land So Inescapably And Inhospitably Cold, Hockey Is The Chance Of Life, And An Affirmation That Despite The Deathly Chill Of Winter We Are Alive.

I Detest Life-insurance Agents: They Always Argue That I Shall Some Day Die, Which Is Not So.

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So.