On Teasing : Teach Your Teen-age Daughters

For Women, Beauty Is More Important Than The Mind, Because The Man Is Easier To Watch Than To Think.

Gentleman. A Man Who Buys Two Of The Same Morning Paper From The Doorman Of His Favorite Nightclub When He Leaves With His Girl.

A King, Realizing His Incompetence, Can Either Delegate Or Abdicate His Duties. A Father Can Do Neither. If Only Sons Could See The Paradox, They Would Understand The Dilemma.

The British Have An Umbilical Cord Which Has Never Been Cut And Through Which Tea Flows Constantly. It Is Curious To Watch Them In Times Of Sudden Horror, Tragedy Or Disaster. The Pulse Stops Apparently, And Nothing Can Be Done, And Not One Move Made, Until A “nice Cup Of Tea” Is Quickly Made. There Is No Question That It Brings Solace And Does Steady The Mind. What A Pity All Countries Are Not.

It's The Friends You Can Call Up At 4 A.m. That Matter.