On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything: Why,

Every Time We Have An Election, We Get In Worse Men And The Country Keeps Right On Going. Times Have Proven Only One Thing And That Is You Can't Ruin This Country Even With Politics.

America Is A Great Country, But You Can't Live In It For Nothing.

It Looks To Me Like Any Man That Wants To Be President In Times Like These Lacks Something.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.