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I Want It All - And I Would Like It Delivered.

The Old Forms Of Entertainment Are Not Extinct. Live Performances Are The Pinnacle. If You Can Something That People Want To See Live, Then You Have A Great Career.

I Haven't Left My House In Days. I Watch The News Channels Incessantly. All The News Stories Are About The Election; All The Commercials Are Viagra And Cialis. Election, Erection, Election, Erection! Either Way We're Screwed!

I Try Not To Drink Too Much Because When I'm Drunk, I Bite.

The Inventor Of The Modern Foundation Garment That We Women Wear Today Was A German Scientist And Opera Lover By The Name Of Otto Titsling.