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Hugs Aren't Like Pieces Of Pie. Plenty Of Hugs To Go Around.

My Girlfriend Rhonda, Who's Now My Wife, I Graduated From High School, She Got Pregnant. My Grandfather Said, 'you've Got To Do The Right Thing.'

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

Jerry Weintraub, The Producer, Might Be A Pain In The Ass, But He Really Knows How To Treat His Actors.

Why I Was So Intrigued With Red Skelton Was Because He Was Able To Make You Cry And Laugh And The Same Time. That Was Power.