Oh Its Real, Its Damn Real

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.

Children Love Me, Dammit!

You Want Me In The Ring? Now I Know You've Been Drinking