Oh Heck Yeah, I Totally Would Love

I Can Keep My Head Together In A Crisis.

When You Gain 50 Pounds During Pregnancy Like I Did, You Fear That You'll Never Get Back In Shape

I'm A Mixed Breed And Hope To Live Longer Because Of It.

Always Trust Your Gut And Your Intuition Will Steer You Right, Every Time.

Nothing Beats A Really Rough Massage. I Really Hate A Man Who Goes All Limp When He's Doing A Massage. Who Needs A Soft Massage? Just Get In There And Rub Me Hard Or Don't Bother.