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I’d Always Enjoyed Life, And I Knew I Would Again. But I Was Going To Have To Slog Through A Lot Of Bad Patches To Get There

Life Had Sure Been Simpler When I Hadn't Dated.

I Hurt With You. I Bled With You - Not Only Because We're Bonded But Because Of The Love I Have For You. -- Eric Northman

I Would've Asked Him To Bring A Shovel And Come To Help Me Dig A Body Up. That Was What A Boyfriend Should Do, Right?" -sookie Stackhouse

I Realized That I Was Really Tired Of People Popping On And Off Of My Property Like It Was A Train Station On The Supernatural Railroad.