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I Want To Be First. I Know That’s Selfish, And Maybe Unattainable, And Maybe Shallow. But I Just Want To Come First With Someone. If That’s Wrong Of Me, So Be It. I’ll Be Wrong. But That’s The Way I Feel.” (sookie Stackhouse)

I Hate Witches. Humans Had The Right Idea, Burning Them At The Stake.

Self-pity Is Like Chocolate; As You Get Older, You Can Only Afford A Little Bit.

She Killed Lorena In A Fight?" Eric's Grin Grew Even Broader. He Was As Proud As If He'd Heard His Firstborn Reciting Shakespeare.

Sookie, My Little Bullet-sucker" Eric, My Big Bullshitter