90% Of Success In Life Is Showing

I Don't Want To Achieve Immortality Through My Work; I Want To Achieve Immortality Through Not Dying. I Don't Want To Live On In The Hearts Of My Countrymen; I Want To Live On In My Apartment.

The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Went To The Statue Of Liberty.

Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done Right.

No Matter What You Do There Will Be Critics.

I Got A Divorce Because My Ex-wife Left Me For Another Woman.