Of Little Worth As Life Is When

Battledore And Shuttlecock's A Wery Good Game, Vhen You An't The Shuttlecock And Two Lawyers The Battledores, In Which Case It Gets Too Exciting To Be Pleasant.

Cheerfulness And Contentment Are Great Beautifiers, And Are Famous Preservers Of Good Looks.

Whether I Shall Turn Out To Be The Hero Of My Own Life, Or Whether That Station Will Be Held By Anybody Else, These Pages Must Show.

My Life Is One Demd Horrid Grind.

The Law Is An Ass, An Idiot.