Of Course Killing People Is 'wrong', But

People Always Say The God Father Is The #1 Movie Of All Time. But Ask Yourself, Did You See Zach Braff In It....no You Didn't. So Then By Default It Goes To Garden State..and If Youwatch Two Episodes Of Scrubs Back To Back That Counts As The #2.

I'm Not Gay, But I'm Still The Kind Of Guy Where, Even Though You Have No Chance, They Still Want To Hang Around Me So You Can Get A Good Mental Image And Jerk Off To Me Later.

When I Was Little I Always Wanted To Drive A Train. That, And Become A Baker.

I Really Like Just Super Dry Comedy.

Gay Men In L.a. Are All A Bunch Of Tens Looking For An Eleven.