Obama Is Not A Secret Kenyon, Or

God Makes Trees, He Doesn't Write Books.

Rick Santorum Doesn't Like Sex. He Doesn't Like The Pill. He Really Doesn't Like Condoms. He Said If Men Are Going To Pull Something On To Prevent Procreation, Nothing Works Better That A Sweater Vest.

I Have A Theory That The Internet Makes People Stupider. And Also Fox News Makes People Stupider.

Mitt Romney, Who Is On Record Saying That He Would Not Waste Money Going After Bin Laden, And On Record Saying He Would Not Violate Pakistan's Border To Get Bin Laden, This Week Said, 'of Course I Would Have Gotten Bin Laden.' Even His Etch-a-sketch Went, Seriously?

The Other Guys Are Selling Certainty. Not Me. I'm On The Corner With Doubt.