Nutrition Makes Me Puke.

I'm The Gooney Bird That Walked To The Bank. I'm Doing Better Than Most Of Those Guys Who Said I Was Crazy.

I Asked My Doctor How Many More Years I Have Left And He Said, 'you're Too Ornery To Die.

Probably The Best Thing That Happened To Me Was Going Nuts. Nobody Knew Who I Was Until That Happened.

If Kona Were To Get A New Logo, It Would Have To Be A Original Character, Not Some Well Know One.

There Is No Better Therapy Than Understanding.