Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates

My Doctor Told Me That Jogging Could Add Years To My Life. I Think He Was Right. I Feel Ten Years Older Already.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.