Now That Healthcare Is Guaranteed, I'm Frying

Technically My Dog's Naked Most Of The Time. Except Halloween, When I Dress Him Up As Liza Minelli.

I Used To Love Going Fishing. I Think It Was Really About The Clothes. Nothing Says Real Man Like A Vest With 38 Pockets And A Mesh Hat With Hooks In It.

Canada Is Not The Party. Its The Apartment Above The Party.

I Don't Drink Anymore For Cinco De Mayo. I Celebrate With Mexican Food, Or As It's Known In Mexico: 'food.'

It's Very Interesting To Know What People Are Doing While You're Working On Late-night Television.