Now Let Me Get This Straight. Bush

If I Want Low-impact Aerobics, I'll Masturbate. If I Want High-impact Aerobics, I'll Masturbate Again.

A Recent Police Study Found That You're Much More Likely To Get Shot By A Fat Cop If You Run.

Seems To Me We Move The Furniture, The French Come In Later And Put The Doilies On Top Of It...it's A Simple Fact They've Always Been Reluctant To Surrender To The Wishes Of Their Friends And Are Almost Anticipatory In Their Urge To Surrender To Wishes Of Their Enemies. And If They Want To Get Their Hands Dirty Now They're Just Gonna Have To Run 'em Through Their Own Hair.

That Punt Was Higher Than Marion Berry On A Fact-finding Tour Of Cartagena.

Parenting Is The Most Important Job On The Planet Next To Keeping Gary Busey Off The Nation's Highways.