Now, If Someone Wants To Spit On

To Burn A Cdr Of Music You Like To Give As A Gift To Someone You Wish To Become Closer To Is A Cold, Moist-palmed, Mouth-breathing Bummer.

In My World There Would Be As Many Public Libraries As There Are Starbucks.

It Is Just That I Don't Want A Wife And I Don't Want Kids.

I Work Pretty Much Every Day. I Can't Really Separate It From Life, So I Guess The Work Is My Life.

If I Had To Perform In A Comedy Club I Would Bomb; I Would Be Trying Too Hard.