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I Remember My First Standup Act When I Was Seventeen; I Did A Really Lame Song About Being Flat Chested. I Was Doing It In New York, And I Remember Kevin Brennan, The Guy I Lost My Virginity To, Was Like "that Song Doesn't Make Sense, You Have Tits."

I Think Maybe I Became Funny Because As A Kid, I Was A Jew In A Town Of No Jews, And Being Funny Just Instinctively Came About As A Way To Put People At Ease Around Me.

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Look At The People Who Are Kind Of The Funniest Cultures, They're The Cultures Of The People Who Have Been The Most Oppressed, Black People And Jews. Not That They're The Only Funny People, But Culturally, It Comes From The Pain, You Know?