Nothing Is More Vintage Than Dying Of

If You Like Battlestar Galactica...you're Probably A Huge Nerd.

I Can Really Find Something Interesting About Almost Anyone I Talk To.

Arby's: If I Was About To Be Killed, I Would Eat It.

Ignorance Is Bliss. Oedipus Ruined A Great Sex Life By Asking Too Many Questions.

Sir, Pay No Attention To The People Who Say The Glass Is Half Empty, Because 32% Means It's 2/3 Empty. There's Still Some Liquid In That Glass Is My Point, But I Wouldn't Drink It. The Last Third Is Usually Backwash. (said To President Bush At The White House Correspondents Dinner)