Nothing, Believe Me, Nothing Is More Satisfying

Let Me Just Say This: You Know Your Campaign Is Not Going Well When You Open A Press Conference By Saying, 'i Told You There Would Be More Lewd Photos'.

Bring Your Child To Work Day -- That's How We Got George W. Bush.

I'm Worried About John Kerry, He's So Confident Now That He's Already Planning His White House Sex Scandal.

Happy Birthday To Evil North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un. He Gathered Family And Friends Together And Celebrated By Executing A Few Close Friends.

Has The Mathematical Abilities Of A Clydesdale.