Nor Elves, Nor Fays, Nor Magic Charm,

How Impossible It Is Not To Laugh In Some Company, Or To Laugh In Others.

The Irish Sometimes Make And Keep A Vow Against Whiskey; These Vows Are Usually Limited To A Short Time.

The Bore Is Good For Promoting Sleep; But Though He Causeth Sleep In Others, It Is Uncertain Whether He Ever Sleeps Himself; As Few Can Keep Awake In His Company Long Enough To See. It Is Supposed That When He Sleeps It Is With His Mouth Open.

The Labor Of Thinking Was So Great To Me, That Having Once Come To A Conclusion Upon Any Subject, I Would Rather Persist In It, Right Or Wrong, Than Be At The Trouble Of Going Over The Process Again To Revise And Rectify My Judgment.

We May Make Our Future By The Best Use Of The Present. There Is No Moment Like The Present.