Nobody Sets Out To Offend Or Shock

When You Are In A Room And Your Job Is To Write Jokes 10 Hours A Day, Your Mind Starts Going To Strange Places.

At One Point, I Was Hell-bent On Being A Disney Animator, And Sort Of Got Over That In College And Wanted To Do My Own Stuff. You Know, Towards The End Of College I Had Actually Planned To Go To The Boston Conservatory Of Music For Musical Theater.

Whoever Invented Spray Cheese Had To Have Been A Harvard Guy.

There Have To Be People Who Are Vocal About The Advancement Of Knowledge Over Faith.

Some Of Those More Out-there Jokes Were Written In The Wee Hours Of The Morning. Somehow, They Remained Funny The Next Day.