Nobody Learns A German Aria Overnight, Except

I Guess The Issue For Me Is To Keep Things Dynamic.

Violent Ground-acquisition Games Such As Football Are In Fact A Crypto-fascist Metaphor For Nuclear War.

My Old Man Had A Philosophy: Peace Means Having A Bigger Stick Than The Other Guy.

Mcdonald's Being The Official Restaurant Of The Olympics Is Like Smoking Being The Official Medicine Of Cancer.

Tofu Is The Root Of All Evil, And There's Only One Thing That Can Change A Man's Mind, And That's A Modified Uzi With An Extra-long Clip.