Nobody Is A Friend Of Ours. Let's

I Have Never Been A Quitter. To Leave Office Before My Term Is Completed Is Opposed To Every Instinct In My Body. But As President I Must Put The Interests Of America First Therefore, I Shall Resign The Presidency Effective At Noon Tomorrow.

Now That All The Members Of The Press Are So Delighted I Lost, I'd Like To Make A Statement. As I Leave You I Want You To Know -just Think How Much You'll Be Missing. You Won't Have Nixon To Kick Around Anymore Because, Gentlemen, This Is My Last Press Conference.

Any Lady Who Is First Lady Likes Being First Lady. I Don't Care What They Say, They Like It.

Television In Its Present Form...[is] The Opiate Of The People Of The United States.

Maybe New York Shouldn't Survive. Maybe It Should Go Through A Cycle Of Destruction.