Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

Exploding Is A Perfectly Normal Medical Phenomenon.

Kilimanjaro Is A Pretty Tricky Climb You Know, Most Of It's Up Until You Reach The Very Very Top, And Then It Tends To Slope Away Rather Sharply.

Stormy In Love, Stormy In Interviews, Breakfast In Bed - That's Me, Love.

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

First You Must Find... Another Shrubbery! Then, When You Have Found The Shrubbery, You Must Place It Here, Beside This Shrubbery, Only Slightly Higher So You Get A Two Layer Effect With A Little Path Running Down The Middle. ("a Path! A Path!") Then, You Must Cut Down The Mightiest Tree In The Forrest... With... A Herring!