Nobody Ever Told Me, I Found Out

I Hated School. Hated It.

I Believe In What I Do. I Mean, I Don't Go Out - I Don't Have The Clothes Or Drink Anymore, I Don't Do Drugs Or Any Of That. I Used To. But I Got Very Ready To Get Me Out Of The House.

I Remember One Night In Memphis, I'd Come Out Of A Blackout, And I Didn't Know Where I Was. I'm Feeling Through The Darkness - I Was Asleep In The Middle Of A Freeway. I Went Up To This Car In The Darkness, And It Was A Cop Car.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

I Wanted To Be The Fifth Beatle.