Nobody Ever Died Of Laughter.

One Might Well Say That Mankind Is Divisible Into Two Great Classes: Hosts And Guests.

Beauty And The Lust For Learning Have Yet To Be Allied.

I Prefer That Laughter Shall Take Me Unawares. Only So Can It Master And Dissolve Me.

No Roman Ever Was Able To Say, 'i Dined Last Night With The Borgias'.

Men Of Genius Are Not Quick Judges Of Character. Deep Thinking And High Imagining Blunt That Trivial Instinct By Which You And I Size People Up.