Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can

I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic Anymore. Oh Wait, I Can Still Do The Last One, Aw Nuts.

I Think Desperate Housewives Is A Pretty Good Show, I Watch It, I Like It And I Don't Love Reality Tv That Much. I Do Watch Some, I've Got Three Daughters So We'll Watch The Good Stuff, The Fun Stuff.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.

Oil Is Sixty Dollars A Barrel. There Are Terrorists Everywhere. We Have A Catastrophe In Our World Every Ten Minutes. I Don't Know How Anybody's Getting Through Anything. Right Now, People Just Need To Be Entertained.

I Never Went To Camp As A Kid. I Couldn't Get Into An Ivy League School. I Wouldn't Join A Biker Club.