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Tabitha Was Always Trying Unorthodox Ways To Set Her Up With Guys. Although, To Be Fair To Her Sister, Tabitha Didn't Usually Knock The Guy Unconscious Before She Forced Them Together. Still, With Tabitha There Was A First Time For Just About Anything. And Extreme Blind-dating Was Very Vintage T.

"i'm Human," He Said In A Tormented Tone. "and I'm Not." He Dropped His Hand To Her Shoulder. "i Never Knew Softness," He Breathed. "not Until The Moment You Touched Me In Your Store. My Life Is Violent And Dangerous. It's Dark And Twisted And No Place For Someone Like You. I Have More People Wanting Me Dead Than I Can Count. They Will Stop At Nothing, And You.." He Ground His Teeth Before He Spoke Again. "you'll Never Want Again For Anything In Your Life. I Swear It On What Little Bit Of Human Soul I Have Left."

Nothing Is Ever Truly Set By Fate. In One Blink, Everything Changes. Even Though It Should Be A Clear, Sunny Day, The Softest Whisper Into The Wind Can Become A Hurricane That Destroys Everything It Touches. (acheron)

(the Tree Bend Over. Suddenly, A Hiss And A Meow Sounded An Instant Before Two Cats Darted Off Across The Backyard.) Look, Lanie, It’s Mr. Tomcat Come To Save Me From My Celibacy. Oh, Help Me, Moon Mistress. Whatever Am I To Do With The Attentions Of Such An Unwanted Suitor! Help Me Quick, Before He Kills Me With My Allergies. (grace)

You Have Ten Minutes. Tops. (carlos) I Have Been Knocked Overboard, Shot At, Kidnapped, Handcuffed, Terrified, And Held Prisoner. I Will Not Be Told How Long To Take In The Loo. (gabrielle)