No One Knows What A Marriage Is

Let This Coming Year Be Better Than All The Others. Vow To Do Some Of The Things You've Always Wanted To Do But Couldn't Find The Time.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

The Naked Truth Is Always Better Than The Best-dressed Lie.

Don't Give Up. Keep Going. There Is Always A Chance That You Stumble Onto Something Terrific. I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Stumbling Over Anything While He Was Sitting Down

An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.