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Happiness Consists In The Multiplicity Of Agreeable Consciousness.

Nothing Is More Hopeless Than A Scheme Of Merriment.

People In General Do Not Willingly Read If They Have Anything Else To Amuse Them.

Ladies, Stock And Tend Your Hive, Trifle Not At Thirty-five; For, Howe'er We Boast And Strive, Life Declines From Thirty-five; He That Ever Hopes To Thrive Must Begin By Thirty-five.

Go Into The Street, And Give One Man A Lecture On Morality, And Another A Shilling, And See Which Will Respect You Most.