No One Can Keep From Aging, But

Do A Little More Than You're Paid To. Give A Little More Than You Have To. Try A Little Harder Than You Want To. Aim A Little Higher Than You Think Possible, And Give A Lot Of Thanks To God For Health, Family, And Friends.

The Two Best Interview Subjects Are Children Under 10 And People Over 70 For The Same Reason: They Say The First Thing That Comes To Their Mind. The Children Don't Know What They're Saying And The Old Folks Don't Care.

I Like What I'm Doing. Today At 88, I Wouldn't Think Of Quitting Because I Can't Think Of Anything Else I Would Rather Do. And Now With My Lectures On All The Charitable Things That I Do, Just As You Do, I Think That What I'm Doing Matters

A Preacher Was Operated On For A Hernia. As This Was About The Time Of The First World War He Was Given Ether. As He Was Coming Out Of The Anesthetic A Fire Broke Out In The Building Next Door. As The Flames Began To Show Through The Hospital Windows The Nurse Pulled The Shades Down. She Didn't Want The Preacher To Think His Operation Had Been A Failure.

And Keep A Sense Of Humor. It Doesn't Mean You Have To Tell Jokes. If You Can't Think Of Anything Else, When You're My Age, Take Off Your Clothes And Walk In Front Of A Mirror. I Guarantee You'll Get A Laugh.