No No No! Don't Clap! No No

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.

Should Have Dogs Before They Have Kids. Everybody.

I Despise In Others My Own Characteristics.

The Right, Like Pat Buchanan And Rush Limbauggh, Use Women And The Black Man And The Hispanic Immigrant And The Gay Man As A Scapgoat For Society's Ills. They Pretend It's About Traditional Family Values, But That's A Bullshit Phrase That Means Nothing To Me. They Like To Use Us All. They Use Pro-life As A Way To Hate Women And Slam Women, Dressed Up In The Nobility Of Saving Unborn Fetuses. I Think It's Just Misogyny.

I Guess Intractable Right-wing Ideologues Are My Mortal Enemy.