No Man Manages His Affairs As Well

Those Who Can’t Change Their Minds Can’t Change Anything.

A Critic Recently Described Me, With Deadly Acuteness, As Having 'a Kindly Dislike Of My Fellow-creatures.' Perhaps Dread Would Have Been Nearer The Mark Than Dislike; For Man Is The Only Animal Of Which I Am Thoroughly And Cravenly Afraid.

When A Prisoner Sees The Door Of His Dungeon Open, He Dashes For It Without Stopping To Think Where He Shall Get His Dinner Outside.

This Is The True Joy In Life, The Being Used For A Purpose Recognized By Yourself As A Mighty One.

I Would Like To Take You Seriously, But To Do So Would Be An Affront To Your Intelligence.