No Man Ever Quite Believes In Any

Philosophy Consists Very Largely Of One Philosopher Arguing That All Others Are Jackasses. He Usually Proves It, And I Should Add That He Also Usually Proves That He Is One Himself.

Popularity--the Capacity For Listening Sympathetically When Men Boast Of Their Wives And Women Complain Of Their Husbands.

The Ideal State For A Philosopher, Indeed, Is Celibacy Tempered By Polygamy.

I Believe That All Government Is Evil, And That Trying To Improve It Is Largely A Waste Of Time.

History Deals Mainly With Captains And Kings, Gods And Prophets, Exploiters And Despoilers, Not With Useful Men.