No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.