No, I'm Not Dying, And I Sure...

I Don't Want To Go Through Life As A Wonder Wheel Murderer!

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

If You Want A Friend, You Don't Buy A Friend, Eric, You Earn A Friend Through Love And Trust And Respect.

I Was Given Two Weeks To Walk Again, So I Hooked Up With A Trainer, And He... Had Me Walking. I'll Never Forget That, It Was Grueling.