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You Can Get Through Very Serious And Sometimes Horrible And Sometimes Embarrassing And Very Awkward Situations With Humor. It Gives Us A Way Out.

I Received Rejection Letters For Ten Years (one On A Napkin, Written In Crayon.) I Had All My Rejection Notices Stored In A Box. When The Box Was Finally Full I Took It To The Curb And Set It On Fire. The Next Day I Went Out And Got A Temp Job.

And When I Was In The Trunk, I Saw Jesus. And The Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.

Since I Can Barely Write Two Books A Year The Best Solution Seems To Be Co-author Projects. My Goal Isn't To Get Another Writer To Clone Me... It's More To Produce A Book That Shares My Vision Of Positive, Fun Entertainment.

I Don't Have A Lot Of Domestic Instincts," Ranger Said To Me, His Attention Fixing On The Unidentifiable Glob In My Hair, "but I Have A Real Strong Urge To Take You Home And Hose You Down." I Went Dry Mouth. Connie Bit Into Her Lower Lip, And Lula Fanned Herself With A File.