Next Time I See You, Remind Me

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.