Never Yawn In Front Of A Lady.

[answering The Phone] Hello, This Is A Recording, You've Dialed The Right Number, Now Hang Up And Don't Do It Again.

Here's To The Confusion Of Our Enemies!

I Firmly Believe That Nuclear War Is Absolutely Impossible. I Don't Think Anyone In The World Wants A Nuclear War - Not Even The Russians.

Don’t Hide Your Scars. They Make You Who You Are

You Gotta Love Livin', Baby, 'cause Dyin' Is A Pain In The Ass.