Never Under Any Circumstances Take A Sleeping

I Hate To Speak For The Whole Society, But I Will. I'm A Journalist, It's My Job. There's Been Something Of A Reaction Against Political Correctness. Needless To Say, The Government Hasn't Caught Up Yet.

I Don't Know What You Can Possibly Do For Less Than $50 To Have Somebody Come In Your House.

Your First Job Is To Prepare The Soil. The Best Tool For This Is Your Neighbor's Garden Tiller. If Your Neighbor Does Not Own A Garden Tiller, Suggest That He Buy One.

The Coyotes Made Too Much Noise Last Night And Kept Me Awake. Please Eradicate These Annoying Animals.

All Other Nations Are Drinking Ray Charles Beer And We Are Drinking Barry Manilow.