Never Trust Anybody With Only One Book.

If You're Going To Do An Interview About A Movie Or Anything Like That, You're Vulnerable. You Say Stupid Things. Or If You're Applying For A Green Card You Feel Very Vulnerable And You're Likely To Spout Out Something Stupid In The Middle Of It All.

Chic Murray Once Told Me He Fell In The Street, And A Woman Said To Him, "did You Fall?" He Said, "no, I'm Tryin' To Break A Bar Of Chocolate In My Back Pocket."

Scottish-americans Tell You That If You Want To Identify Tartans, It's Easy - You Simply Look Under The Kilt, And If It's A Quarter-pounder, You Know It's A Mcdonald's.

The Only Time I Would Like To See Was The 20s And 30s In America Because I Love The Music And The Style And The Optimism, I Wanted To See New York Being Built. I Wanted To See All That, You Know.

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.