Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp.

Don't Be Afraid To Fail. Experience Is Just Mistakes You Don't Make Anymore.

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.