Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who

Your Chances Of Getting Hit By Lighting Go Up If You Stand Under A Tree, Shake Your Fist At The Sky, And Say "storms Suck!!

We Have Two Kinds Of Air: Regular And Chunky Style.

The Closest Thing To Roseanne Barr's Singing The National Anthem Was My Cat Being Neutered.

A Two-pound Turkey And A Fifty-pound Cranberry-that's Thanksgiving Dinner At Three Mile Island.

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.