Never Joke At Funerals, Or During Business

Think Of It. To Go Down To Posterity As A 'man Who Lived Among The Cannibals.'

There Are Some Enterprises In Which A Careful Disorderliness Is The True Method.

Those Of Us Who Always Abhorred Slavery As An Atheistical Iniquity, Gladly We Join In The Exulting Chorus Of Humanity Over Its Downfall.

In What Rapt Ether Sails The World, Of Which The Weariest Will Never Weary?

The Consciousness Of Being Deemed Dead, Is Next To The Presumable Unpleasantness Of Being So In Reality. One Feels Like His Own Ghost Unlawfully Tenanting A Defunct Carcass.