Never Attempt To Teach A Pig To

Another Ingredient In A Happy Marriage: Budget The Luxuries First!

No Matter What I Said They Insisted On Thinking Of God As Something Outside Themselves. Something That Yearns To Take Every Indolent Moron To His Breast And Comfort Him. The Notion That The Effort Has To Be Their Own . . . And That The Trouble They Are In Is All Their Own Doing . . . Is One That They Can't Or Won't Entertain.

Never Tease An Old Dog; He Might Have One Bite Left.

My Old Man Claimed That The More Complicated The Law The More Opportunity For Scoundrels.

Whores Perform The Same Function As Priests, But Far More Thoroughly.