Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is Argument.

People Are Lucky And Unlucky Not According To What They Get Absolutely, But According To The Ratio Between What They Get And What They Have Been Led To Expect.

Mr. Tennyson Has Said That More Things Are Wrought By Prayer Than This World Dreams Of, But He Wisely Refrains From Saying Whether They Are Good Or Bad Things.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

Our Minds Want Clothes As Much As Our Bodies.